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  Posted by : rahul_dravid2 on 29/2/2004
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    Preparing for the most important presentation of his life, a sales representative went to a psychiatrist. 'I'll implant a hypnotic suggestion in your mind,' said the doctor. 'Just say 'one-two-three,' and you'll give the presentation of your life. However, do not say 'one-two-three-four,' because it will cause you to freeze up and make a fool of yourself.'

    The sales rep was ecstatic. He tried it at home and gave a fabulous presentation. He tried it at work, and got a standing ovation. Then came the big day. Everything was set up in the boardroom and the CEO signaled him to start.

    The sales rep whispered under his breath, 'One-two-three.'

    Then the CEO asked, 'What did you say 'one-two-three' for?'



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