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  How do the N, O & P's do it? Previous Joke      Next Joke     

  Posted by : ylal on 10/5/2001
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  • NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing.

    NURSES call the shots.

    OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under.

    OPERATORS do it person-to-person.

    OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face.

    PAINTERS do it with longer strokes.

    PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash.

    PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion.

    PILOTS keep it up longer.

    PLUMBERS do it under the sink.

    POLICEMEN like big busts.

    POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.

    POSTMEN come slower.

    PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets.

    PRINTERS reproduce the fastest.

    PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end.

    PROFESSORS do it by the book.



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