Over a gynecologist's office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' On a plumber's truck: 'We
repair what your husband fixed.'
Pizza shop slogan: '7 days without pizza makes one weak.'
Outside a muffler shop: 'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
In a veterinarian's waiting room: 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: 'We can help you pick your nose!'
On an electrician's truck: 'Let us remove your shorts.'
In a non-smoking area: 'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take
appropriate action.'
On a maternity room door: 'Push. Push. Push.'
At an optometrist's office: 'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the
right place.'
In the front yard of a funeral home: 'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
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