The huge college freshman figured he'd try out for the football team. 'Can you tackle?' asked the coach.
'Watch this,' said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.
'Wow,' said the coach. 'I'm impressed. Can you run?'
'Of course I can run,' said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.
'Great!' enthused the coach. 'But can you pass a football?'
The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds. 'Well, sir,' he said, 'if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it.'
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