There was this professional football player named 'Polarski'. Well, one day he said to his wife 'Honey, I'm not going to the game today. All I ever do is warm the bench, I never get a chance to play. The hell with it,' he said. 'I'm going to stay home and watch the game on TV'.
His wife replied to him 'Well, if you don't go, I'll go for you.'
He said 'Well, damn it, go ahead'. So she did. There she was at the game, but nobody recognized her because she had on the helmet, uniform, and pads. And of course, the husband was sitting home in his recliner watching the game.
All of a sudden a player got hurt on the field, so the coach yelled out 'Polarski, get out there.' The play starts and she runs her pass route, catches the ball, and runs like hell. BANG, She gets tackled by 8 guys. She was carried off the field on a stretcher. Of course her husband saw this on TV.
He rushed to the locker room to check on her. He opened the door and the coach was pushing on her breast, saying, 'Don't worry Polarski, as soon as I push your balls back where they belong your pecker should pop right back out.'
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