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  Posted by : harryno1 on 29/6/2000
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    A sword competition is once held between three great men in a big palace where there were only ladies.
    The strength had to been shown by hitting the mosquito.
    So the first one comes in the center and a mosquito is released. He cuts the mosquito into two parts.
    The second one comes and another mosquito is released and in similar fashion he cuts the mosquito into four parts.
    Now the most popular of them, the third one comes in the center. A mosquito is released and everyone gets aside. Ladies cheer up to see this man perform. He moves his sword in a very authentic manner but the mosquito keeps on flying…
    Ladies laugh at him…until he said:
    'LADIES, THIS MOSQUITO WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DO IT AGAIN.'



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