God and Jesus are playing golf, Jesus hits a nice eight iron (par three hole) that ends up about 4 feet from the pin. God hits another eight iron, but his shot lands ten feet from the pin... suddenly, a weasel leaps on to the green and grabs the ball, as he runs away, and eagle swoops down and grabs the weasel and carries him off, then a bolt of lightning strikes the eagle, and he drops the weasel, the the weasel, still falling, gets hit by another bolt of lightning, causing him to drop the ball, which lands right in the cup.
Jesus turns to God and says, 'Cut it out, Dad, we're playing for money.'
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