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  Posted by : snehashis_ghosh on 16/4/2004
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    11 Excuses If We Don't Win The World Cup

    11. We didn't want to drive Mercedes Benz cars on dirty congested Indian roads.

    10. America, Asia, Australia have had a crack at the Cup. We thought Africa and Europe deserved a chance.

    9. We didn't want to bite the hand that feeds. Sponsors like Aiwa

    would have gone bankrupt if we had won.

    8. We wanted to prove that however much Hero Honda wishes us luck,

    luck has nothing to do with success.

    7. We didn't want to deprive Kapil dev of his claim to fame since

    he's about to lose 431.

    6. Not picking Kamble/Ganesh/fill in your favourite hampered our

    chances.

    5. Blame it on Y2K.

    4. Shooting all those commercials under harsh lights damaged our

    eyeballs.

    3. Why win to make money when you can make money without winning.

    2. More than the winning, it's the participating that matters.

    1. There'a always next time - see you in South Africa in

    2003!!

    And finally, fuming at the media,

    Azhar said : It wasn't our day you know.

    They batted better, bowled better, and fielded better than us.



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