Q. When does the ball travel at its fastest in this Tour?
A. An Venkatesh Prasad delivery flying towards the boundary.

Q. Why don't Indian fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.

Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. What did tendulkar say after the India-Australia match?
A. Shaken but not stirred ...

Q. What did tendulkar say after the India-Pakistan match?
A. Massacred but not killed....we're not worried

Q. Why were Indian batsmen looking forward to the new millennium?
A. So they can at least say they passed a century.

Q.Why are Indian cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because they can get out without even trying.

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